A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 27, 2017
“I tried suing someone for stealing my basketball, but it got thrown out of court”

"I tried suing someone for stealing my basketball, but it got thrown out of court”—a pun also on “basketball” court—is a joke that was posted on Sickipedia and Twitter on September 21, 2017. The joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on September 28, 2017.


Sickpedia
I tried suing someone for stealing my basketball but it got thrown out of court.
Submited by BummedYourMum in Other - Dad Jokes · September 21, 2017

Twitter
Paul Murphy‏
@paul_mujayob
tried suing someone for stealing my basketball but it got thrown out of court.
1:33 PM - 21 Sep 2017

Reddit—Oneliners
I tried suing someone for stealing my basketball...but it got thrown out of court. (self.oneliners)
submitted September 28, 2017 by madazzahatter
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COMMENTS
AddsDadJoke
So, not such a slam dunk case then?

Twitter
Funny One Line Jokes‏
@lol1liners
I tried suing someone for stealing my basketball...but it got thrown out of court.
6:40 AM - 28 Sep 2017

Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
I tried suing someone for stealing my basketball...but it got thrown out of court.
7:37 AM - 28 Sep 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Wednesday, September 27, 2017 • Permalink