A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 21, 2017
“I tried to share a bag of potato chips with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench” (joke)

A joke about the homeless is:

“I tried to share some chips with a homeless guy in the park last night. He told me to fuck off and get my own.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2012.

Another popular homeless joke is: “I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, ‘One day, this could be you.’ So I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he’s right.”


Twitter
Fronk Suave‏
@HughesThaForce
I tried to share some chips with a homeless guy in the park last night. He told me to fuck off and get my own.
10:52 AM - 10 Apr 2012

Twitter
Matthew Fincaryk‏
@MachuFink
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own
11:11 AM - 12 Apr 2012

Twitter
Ry‏
@RyanGraney
I’m upset, I just tried to share a burger and chips with a homeless person on a park bench.
He told me to fuck off and get my own.!!  
11:34 AM - 22 Apr 2012

Twitter
Cris‏
@Cris_Andre91
I just tried to share a portion of Chips with this homeless guy on a bench. He told me to fuck off and buy my own…
6:13 AM - 24 Apr 2012

Twitter
Gaz Gibbons‏
@gazgibbs
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless guy tonight. He told me to get lost and buy my own!
7:11 PM - 30 Apr 2012

Twitter
Abz‏
@abbiecameron93
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless guy that was sitting on a bench last night, but he told me to fuck off and buy my own..
11:41 AM - 7 Jan 2013

Twitter
Bad Joke Eel‏
@BadJokeEel_
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless man last night, but he told me to fuck off and buy my own.
2:52 PM - 7 Jan 2013

Twitter
Brandon Thomas‏
@voxoverman
I tried sharing a bag of potatoe chips with a homeless man today...he told me to go buy my own.
8:54 PM - 7 Jan 2013

Reddit—Jokes
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
submitted April 22, 2017 by geodigy
He told me to fuck off and buy my own.

Reddit—Jokes
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
submitted May 19, 2017 by Bruster112
He told me to fuck off and buy my own.

Reddit—Jokes
I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.
submitted July 25, 2017 by NateM135
He told me to fuck off and buy my own.

Reddit—Jokes
I tried sharing a bag of popcorn with a homeless guy recently
submitted October 23, 2017 by tarex105
He told me to screw off and buy my own

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, October 21, 2017 • Permalink