“I turn coffee into tax returns” is a jocular tax season saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is a tax preparer who needs coffee to function.
“I turn coffee into tax returns #accountinghumour” was posted on Twitter by Knowles Warwick on December 8, 2015. The saying probably originated from an image.
Twitter
Knowles Warwick
@KnowlesWarwick
I turn coffee into tax returns #accountinghumour http://pinterest.com/pin/570549846521986296/ …
5:28 AM - 8 Dec 2015
Twitter
Gabrielle Luoma CPA
@GabrielleLuoma
We turn coffee into tax returns!!! #CPA #TAXES
10:01 AM - 5 Mar 2016
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Chris
@tchrisenzo
I turn coffee into tax returns.
10:32 PM - 11 Mar 2016
Twitter
Ariane Corcino
@arianeCORCINO
“I can turn coffee into tax returns”
😊😊😊😊
6:31 AM - 14 Mar 2016
Google Books
Title I Turn Coffee Into Tax Returns: Blank Lined Journal 6x9 - Gift for Coffee Lovers Accountants
Author Passion Journals
Publisher CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2018
ISBN 1721186484, 9781721186488
Length 110 pages
Twitter
Bromhead Chartered Accountants
@BromheadCo
It is that time of year again! The 31st January tax return deadline is looming and we are hard at work turning coffee into tax returns.
https://www.bromheadco.co.uk/insights/tax-return-deadline-what-is-a-reasonable-excue …
5:43 AM - 2 Jan 2019
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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