To “spill the beans” means to reveal a secret. A food pun is:
“I used to be a member of the secret cooking society. They kicked me out for spilling the beans.”
“I got fired from the secret cooking society…For spilling the beans” was posted on Twitter on September 12, 2014. “I got banned from the secret cooking society. For spilling the beans” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 25, 2017.
“I used to be a member of the secret cooking society. They kicked me out for spilling the beans” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on September 4, 2017.
Twitter
Kaitlin Ware
@kaitlinw16
I got fired from the secret cooking society…
For spilling the beans.
12:21 PM - 12 Sep 2014
Twitter
Jeyna Ponce
@ilyratchet
I got fired from the secret cooking society for spilling the beans.
11:45 PM - 13 Sep 2014
Reddit—Jokes
I got banned from the secret cooking society…
submitted May 25, 2017 by nharshav
For spilling the beans.
Reddit—Dad Jokes
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 4, 2017 by AStrangePrice
They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
7:44 PM - 4 Sep 2017
Twitter
SoupsSandwiches&More
@soupssandwiches
Joke of the Day:
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society.
They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
10:51 AM - 5 Sep 2017
Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society.
They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 11 Sep 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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