A school joke is:
“I used to pee my pants every time I stood in front of my 3rd grade class. It cost me my teaching career.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 23, 2016.
Reddit—Jokes
I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class
submitted March 23, 2016 by happy_go_lucky_scamp
it cost me my teaching career.
Twitter
The Real Брианна
@kevin_rogan
I used to pee my pants when I stood up in my third grade class, that basically ended my teaching career
8:16 PM - 21 Mar 2016
Twitter
Doug Glatt
@12gaHammy
I used to pee my pants everytime I stood in front of my third grade class. It cost me my teaching career.
12:48 AM - 29 Mar 2016
Twitter
Pappy
@pappybittner25
I used to pee my pants Everytime I had to speak in front of my 4th grade class...ruined my teaching career…
11:27 PM - 13 Nov 2016
Reddit—Jokes
I used to pee my pants every time i had to talk in front of my 3rd grade class
submitted March 21, 2017 by benno44
It really killed my teaching career.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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