A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 21, 2018
“I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipediabot (the Sickipedia website) on April 21, 2013:

“I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine. ‘Sure.’ said the barman. ‘There’s too many immigrants and they’re taking all our jobs.’”


Twitter
Peter White
@The1PeterWhite
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
“Sure.” said the barman. “There’s too many immigrants and they’re taking all our jobs.”
4:52 PM - 21 Apr 2013

Twitter
528Hz
@MarkoESQ
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine."Sure." said the barman."There’s too many immigrants n they’re taking all our jobs.”
5:01 PM - 21 Apr 2013

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
“Sure.” said the barman. “There’s too many immigrants and they’re taking all our jobs.”
5:43 PM - 21 Apr 2013

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
“Sure.” said the barman. “There’s too many immigrants and they’re taking all our jobs.”
8:36 PM - 21 Apr 2013

Twitter
Can you smell toast?
@Tikititime
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
“Sure.” said the barman. “There’s too many immigrants and they’re taking all our jobs”
2:30 AM - 22 Apr 2016

Reddit—Jokes
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine. “Sure.” said the bartender…
submitted April 22, 2018 by madazzahatter
“There’s too many immigrants and they’re taking all our jobs!”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Saturday, April 21, 2018 • Permalink