A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 14, 2018
“I was attacked by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me”

"I was attacked by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists. . . . . They did unspeakable things to me” was posted on Twitter on October 21, 2010. “Last night I was attacked by a gang of mime artists, they did unspeakable things to me” was posted on Twitter on October 30, 2010.


Twitter
Ian Riches‏
@iriches2
Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists. . . . .  They did unspeakable things to me.!
11:25 AM - 21 Oct 2010

Twitter
Michael T Riddler‏
@MTRiddler
Last night I was attacked by a gang of mime artists, they did unspeakable things to me.
4:09 AM - 30 Oct 2010

Twitter
Kenneth Sporsheim‏
@kenspo
Just been gang raped by a group of mime artists....... They did unspeakable things to me.
12:28 PM - 4 Nov 2010

Twitter
Everyone Does It‏
@EDIT_headshop
Good Morning Everyone, last night I got mugged by a gang of mimes, they did unspeakable things to me! rasberry
4:16 AM - 6 Dec 2010

Twitter
Randy Jernigan‏
@miami_gringo
I haven’t had a chocolate hangover this bad since I was kidnapped by Willy Wonka & that pack of mimes...& they did unspeakable things to me.
12:07 PM - 15 Feb 2011

Twitter
Linney Lou Who‏
@Cerrinia
I had a nightmare last night, I was kidnapped by mimes.  They did unspeakable things to me.  grin
12:54 PM - 2 Mar 2011

Twitter
Rebecca Volley‏
@RebVolley
Replying to @MrsStephenFry
@MrsStephenFry I was assaulted by a group of mimes once, they did unspeakable things to me.
4:42 PM - 23 Mar 2011

Twitter
woody‏
@woodklem
I was kidnapped by a gang of mimes earlier...they did unspeakable things to me…
12:54 PM - 24 Mar 2011

Twitter
Christian Eulinberg‏
@Eulinberger7
I was raped by mimes last night ...they did unspeakable things to me
6:49 PM - 26 May 2011

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists…
They did unspeakable things to me!
3:59 PM - 14 Jan 2016

Reddit—OutlandishAlcoholics
I was raped by a gang of mimes last night (self.OutlandishAlcoholics)
submitted January 28, 2016 by [deleted]
They did unspeakable things to me

Reddit—Jokes
I was raped by a group of mimes
submitted April 10, 2016 by Professorsloth64
They did unspeakable things to me

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists…
They did unspeakable things to me!
6:16 AM - 6 May 2016

Reddit—Jokes
Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists…
submitted June 19, 2016 by X0AN
They did unspeakable things to me.

Reddit—Jokes
I was attacked by a gang of mimes yesterday…
submitted April 25, 2017 by madazzahatter
They did unspeakable things to me…

11 November 2017, Daily Star (London, UK), “Little chats will not stop future terrorists,” pg. 28:
I was attacked by a group of female mime artists. They did unspeakable things to me. Wil. I. Amknott.

Reddit—Jokes
Last night I was attacked by a gang of mimes.
submitted January 15, 2018 by Dizsterbed
They did unspeakable things to me.

Posted by Barry Popik
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