A pun about vocabulary homework is:
“I was doing my vocabulary homework when suddenly I felt dizzy. I had to sit for a spell.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on September 2, 2017.
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I was doing my vocabulary homework when suddenly I felt dizzy. self.3amjokes
Submitted September 2, 2017 by knox_vile
I had to sit for a spell.
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@3AM_Jokes
I was doing my vocabulary homework when suddenly I felt dizzy.... I had to sit for a spell.
9:59 PM - 1 Sep 2017 (This was posted after the above, although the date is different.—ed.)
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@lolmgco
I was doing my vocabulary homework when suddenly I felt dizzy.
I had to sit for a spell.
10:06 PM - 1 Sep 2017
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