A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 16, 2018
“I was fired from my job yesterday for being a pervert. I don’t understand; I’m always hard at work”

"Hard at work” is a saying that can also have a sexual connotation. “I got fired from my job as a porn actor because i wasnt always hard at work” was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2010.

“I was fired from my job yesterday for being a pervert. I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work” was posted on Twitter on April 5, 2011. The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 1, 2017, and again on Reddit—Jokes on January 16, 2018.


Twitter
allan cheeseman‏
@allancheeseman
i got fired from my job as a porn actor because i wasnt always hard at work.
3:31 AM - 18 Aug 2010

Twitter
Bex 👽‏
@xxbeckkyy
I was fired from my job yesterday for being a pervert. I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work. - LMFAO too fucking funny
12:06 PM - 5 Apr 2011

Twitter
Cherie Soh‏
@cherrypeanut
RT @Boymeeetsworld: I was fired from my job yesterday for being a pervert. I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work.
10:34 PM - 4 May 2011

Twitter
CloudFeather‏
@devious_chef
RT @tihsEVISNEFFO: I was fired from my job yesterday for being a pervert. I don’t understand why, I’m always HARD at work.
11:31 PM - 15 Jun 2011

Reddit—Jokes
Got fired from my job yesterday for being a pervert…
submitted November 1, 2017 by madazzahatter
I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work…
COMMENTS
jeppe_the_retard
I’m sure you love punching in.

YeahGetSchwifty
Maybe next time try working your fingers to the bone.

MrNoskizzle
you always came early but never finished the job

Reddit—Jokes
So I got fired from my job last night for being a ‘Pervert’
submitted January 16, 2018 by lordkickass17
I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work…

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Tuesday, January 16, 2018 • Permalink