“I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 20, 2017. “I was forced to swallow purple food coloring… I feel violated"was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on March 10, 2018.
“Violated” sounds a bit like something that is “violet.”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SirenShoe September 20, 2017
I was forced to swallow purple food color.
I feel violated.
COMMENTS
WonderWeeble
I fear you might dye
carmabound
That’s just a pigment of your imagination.
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me
@not_actuallyme
I was forced to swallow purple food color. via /r/Jokes http://ift.tt/2fiJsFb
7:11 AM · Sep 20, 2017·IFTTT
Twitter
Paul Carr
@boothroyd26
At work today I was forced to swallow purple food colouring,
I feel violeted
2:31 PM · Sep 21, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
I was forced to swallow purple food coloring.
I feel violated.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
5:12 PM · Sep 27, 2017·Buffer
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1,037 One Liner Jokes
By Matthew Hovey
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2017
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I was forced to swallow purple food coloring. I feel violated
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted byu/madazzahatter March 10, 2018
I was forced to swallow purple food coloring…
I feel violated.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter July 26, 2020
I was forced to swallow purple food coloring and now feel violated.
COMMENTS
mainlyupsetbyhumans
At least you didn’t dye.
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