“Woodwork” sounds like “would work.” “I’d also tell a joke about carpentry but I’m not sure it woodwork” was posted on Twitter by Amarachi on April 14, 2015.
“I was going to make a joke about carpentry but can’t think of any that wood work. #sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by 🇬🇪🇴🇷🇬🇪 (and others) on November 8, 2015. This joke originally appeared on the Sickipedia website.
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Amarachi
@GracaOfDeus
Eyes“@ChipsChaps: I’d also tell a joke about carpentry but I’m not sure it woodwork.”
5:19 AM · Apr 14, 2015·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
James Casserly
@Casserly_Rock
I was going to make a joke about carpentry but can’t think of any that wood work.
8:51 AM · Nov 8, 2015·TweetCaster for Android
Twitter
🇬🇪🇴🇷🇬🇪
@GeorgeHears
I was going to make a joke about carpentry but can’t think of any that wood work. #sickipedia
4:12 PM · Nov 8, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I was going to make a joke about carpentry but can’t think of any that wood work.
5:08 PM · Nov 8, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
The Dad Jokes DadaBase
@dadjokesdb
I was gonna tweet a joke about Carpentry, but I don’t think it wood work
#shittierJOTD
2:53 AM · Jul 10, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I was going to make a joke about carpentry, but I didn’t think it wood work…. #tuesdaytitters
11:34 AM · Jul 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I was going to post a joke about carpentry, but I didn’t think it Wood Work!
3:42 PM · May 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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