Corn has many “corny” jokes. “Wanna hear a vegetable joke? nevermind, its too CORNy...meheh” was posted on Twitter on November 16, 2010. “I was gonna share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny” was posted on Twitter on October 25, 2017.
“Want to hear a joke about pizza?…Never mind, it’s too cheesy” is a similar type of food pun.
Twitter
Christopher James
@ThatOneKidCjay
RT @mmmrina: Wanna hear a vegetable joke? nevermind, its too CORNy...meheh
9:35 AM - 16 Nov 2010
Twitter
shorty
@_trillk
RT @_SuckMySWAG: Wanna hear a vegetable joke .. ? Nah nah, it’s too #CORNY. AHAAHAHAAHAA, #GetIt? Lmfao, #lame. I ... http://tmi.me/5GHXn
8:58 PM - 19 Jan 2011
Twitter
Petty Princess.
@BrieMonae
I was gonna tell yall a vegetable joke but I’m not goin to anymore cause its corny ! Lmao 
I made a funny
6:46 PM - 4 Jun 2011
Twitter
Sabrina W
@thisissab_
I read out the fb group:’ “Wanna hear a vegetable joke?” “No.” “It’s pretty corny.” ‘ - Sam laughed ;D ehehehe
8:03 AM - 7 Jul 2011
Twitter
babingo
@fanzybellz
“Wanna hear a vegetable joke? It’s pretty corny”
9:39 AM - 7 Jul 2011
Reddit—Jokes
Vegetable Jokes
submitted April 8, 2015 by tbouche4
Do you guys want to hear my vegetable jokes?... Never mind. They’re way too corny.
COMMENTS
NotSoCheezyReddit
Aren’t you in a pickle.
Twitter
Broganic Blueprint
@BroganicSounds
I was gonna share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny 🤣
12:02 PM - 25 Oct 2017
Twitter
Queef Sweat
@chocl8girl
I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it’s kind of corny.
4:00 PM - 21 Nov 2017
iNews (UK)
100 pun-based jokes that will make you laugh and cringe
by Alex Nelson Friday June 29th 2018
(...)
I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.
Twitter
Carzu
@Carzu_uk
I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.
#funny
9:20 AM - 3 Jul 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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