A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 07, 2018
“I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny”

Corn has many “corny” jokes. “Wanna hear a vegetable joke? nevermind, its too CORNy...meheh” was posted on Twitter on November 16, 2010. “I was gonna share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny” was posted on Twitter on October 25, 2017.

“Want to hear a joke about pizza?…Never mind, it’s too cheesy” is a similar type of food pun.


Twitter
Christopher James
@ThatOneKidCjay
RT @mmmrina: Wanna hear a vegetable joke? nevermind, its too CORNy...meheh
9:35 AM - 16 Nov 2010

Twitter
shorty
@_trillk
RT @_SuckMySWAG: Wanna hear a vegetable joke .. ? Nah nah, it’s too #CORNY. AHAAHAHAAHAA, #GetIt? Lmfao, #lame. I ... http://tmi.me/5GHXn
8:58 PM - 19 Jan 2011

Twitter
Petty Princess.
@BrieMonae
I was gonna tell yall a vegetable joke but I’m not goin to anymore cause its corny ! Lmao smile I made a funny
6:46 PM - 4 Jun 2011

Twitter
Sabrina W
@thisissab_
I read out the fb group:’ “Wanna hear a vegetable joke?” “No.” “It’s pretty corny.” ‘ - Sam laughed ;D ehehehe
8:03 AM - 7 Jul 2011

Twitter
babingo
@fanzybellz
“Wanna hear a vegetable joke? It’s pretty corny”
9:39 AM - 7 Jul 2011

Reddit—Jokes
Vegetable Jokes
submitted April 8, 2015 by tbouche4
Do you guys want to hear my vegetable jokes?... Never mind. They’re way too corny.
COMMENTS
NotSoCheezyReddit
Aren’t you in a pickle.

Twitter
Broganic Blueprint
@BroganicSounds
I was gonna share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny 🤣
12:02 PM - 25 Oct 2017

Twitter
Queef Sweat
@chocl8girl
I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it’s kind of corny.
4:00 PM - 21 Nov 2017

iNews (UK)
100 pun-based jokes that will make you laugh and cringe
by Alex Nelson Friday June 29th 2018
(...)
I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.

Twitter
Carzu
@Carzu_uk
I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.
#funny
9:20 AM - 3 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, July 07, 2018 • Permalink