A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 13, 2019
“I was going to start a hillside herb garden, but didn’t have the thyme or the inclination”

A joke about planting an herb garden was posted on Twitter by Shane Jarvis on September 22, 2009:

“Was going to start a herb garden business on a hillside but I found I didn’t have the thyme or the inclination.”


Twitter
Shane Jarvis
@shanjar
Was going to start a herb garden business on a hillside but I found I didn’t have the thyme or the inclination.
5:02 PM · Sep 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Tom Albrighton
@tomcopy
‘Build a sloping herb garden,’ you say. Frankly, I have neither the thyme nor the inclination
3:25 PM · Dec 29, 2013·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Tom Lyner
@tomlyner
I’ve been asked to grow a hillside herb garden but I have neither the thyme or the inclination. #KeriTweets
2:12 PM · Feb 17, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Shane on You
@jarvis_not
Thought about planting a herb garden on a hillside but I don’t have the thyme. Or the inclination.
#PNDYSRVC
1:00 PM · Jul 31, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Will Harris
@Will_h_keys
Replying to @RonSexsmith
I was going to build an overhanging herb garden. But I didn’t have the thyme or the inclination
4:32 AM · Feb 13, 2017·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
u/-Zed_ December 30, 2017
I have neither the thyme nor the inclination
To harvest herbs on a hill.

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I’ve been trying to work on a visual pun about herbs and ramps but I simply don’t have the thyme or the inclination…
8:56 AM · Sep 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, September 13, 2019 • Permalink