A joke about planting an herb garden was posted on Twitter by Shane Jarvis on September 22, 2009:
“Was going to start a herb garden business on a hillside but I found I didn’t have the thyme or the inclination.”
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Shane Jarvis
@shanjar
Was going to start a herb garden business on a hillside but I found I didn’t have the thyme or the inclination.
5:02 PM · Sep 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Tom Albrighton
@tomcopy
‘Build a sloping herb garden,’ you say. Frankly, I have neither the thyme nor the inclination
3:25 PM · Dec 29, 2013·Twitter for iPad
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Tom Lyner
@tomlyner
I’ve been asked to grow a hillside herb garden but I have neither the thyme or the inclination. #KeriTweets
2:12 PM · Feb 17, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Shane on You
@jarvis_not
Thought about planting a herb garden on a hillside but I don’t have the thyme. Or the inclination.
#PNDYSRVC
1:00 PM · Jul 31, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Will Harris
@Will_h_keys
Replying to @RonSexsmith
I was going to build an overhanging herb garden. But I didn’t have the thyme or the inclination
4:32 AM · Feb 13, 2017·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
u/-Zed_ December 30, 2017
I have neither the thyme nor the inclination
To harvest herbs on a hill.
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🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I’ve been trying to work on a visual pun about herbs and ramps but I simply don’t have the thyme or the inclination…
8:56 AM · Sep 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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