A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 25, 2017
“I was thinking of running a marathon…” (joke)

"Running a marathon” usually means running in a marathon, not running the marathon. Jordan Brookes‏ joked on Twitter on May 12, 2014:

“I’d like to run a marathon but it seems like such hard work, getting the roads closed, providing water for everyone etc.”


Twitter
Jordan Brookes‏
@jordbrookes
I’d like to run a marathon but it seems like such hard work, getting the roads closed, providing water for everyone etc
7:29 PM - 12 May 2014

Twitter
Running Sisters‏
@RunSisWindsor
“I was thinking of running a marathon, but it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed & water for everyone.” c/o @Jordbrookes
7:11 AM - 5 Aug 2017

Twitter
timespliters‏
@timespliters
I was thinking of running a marathon but I think it might be difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everone
9:13 AM - 5 Aug 2017

The Scotsman (Scotland)
50 of the best jokes and one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe Sara Pascoe is appearing at this year’s Fringe and has a number of entries in our top 50.
Published: 13:19 Friday 04 August 2017
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“I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.” Jordan Brookes (2016)

Meow Gag
20 of the Best Jokes and One-Liners from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe
November 7, 2017
(...)
12. “I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.” Jordan Brookes (2016)

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@Dadsaysjokes
I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.
2:06 AM - 23 Nov 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Saturday, November 25, 2017 • Permalink