The Big Apple: “I was told that exercise helps with your decision making” (joke)

A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.

Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.

Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

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Entry from November 17, 2017

“I was told that exercise helps with your decision making” (joke)

Does exercise help the mind? A joke is:

“I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier, I’ve decided I’m never going again.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on July 3, 2014,

Twitter
James Casserly‏
@Casserly_Rock
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
It’s true.
After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
1:01 PM - 3 Jul 2014

Twitter
Marc MUFC©®™‏
@marcutd9
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
It’s true.
After going to the gym earlier
I made a decision never to go again
1:44 PM - 3 Jul 2014

Twitter
Sickipedia Official‏
@sickipedia
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.It’s true.After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided… http://bit.ly/1rreRCU
9:35 PM - 3 Jul 2014

Facebook
Rude Rabbit
July 12, 2016 ·
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.

Twitter
Bob Kostic‏
@causticbob
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
It’s true.
After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
3:39 AM - 26 Oct 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
It’s true. After going to the gym earlier
I’ve decided I’m never going again.
8:26 AM - 18 Nov 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Exercise/Running/Health Clubs • Friday, November 17, 2017 • Permalink