“I watched my first porno today… I looked so much younger back then” is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the person is not watching his/her first porn movie, but is watching the first porn movie he/she acted in.
“I watched my first Porno the other day… I can’t believe how much younger I looked back then! heehee” was posted on Twitter by Michelle on August 24, 2010. It’s not known who originated the joke.
Twitter
Michelle
@itsfoxy0514
I watched my first Porno the other day… I can’t believe how much younger I looked back then! heehee
3:37 PM · Aug 24, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Bonnie Rae
@Bonnie_rae1
I watched my first porno the other day. I can’t believe how much younger I looked back then!
8:20 PM · Sep 12, 2010·Status Shuffle
Twitter
timmy murphy
@timmyvm
I watched my first porno the other day. I can’t believe how much younger I looked back then!
10:13 AM · Oct 10, 2010·Status Shuffle
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/poor_indian July 20, 2011
I watched my first porno the other day…
...I looked so much younger back then.
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
@itsWillyFerrell
#MyFavoriteMovie: I watched my first porno the other day…
I still can’t get over how young I looked!
12:43 PM · Mar 31, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
KFUCKINGP
@KFUCKINGP
I watched my first porn the other day…
Damn, I looked so much younger back then.
10:31 PM · Nov 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/taylordanielle October 8, 2014
Co-worker: “I watched my first porno last night.”
Me: “Your first one? Yeah, bullshit.”
Him: “No really. My god did I ever look young.”
Twitter
___Dev___
@InspiredAFDev
I watched my first porno today…
I looked so much younger back then😂
5:05 PM · Jan 3, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/kickypie July 8, 2019
I watched my first porno film last week….
I looked so much younger then.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JoeFas August 9, 2019
I watched my first porno the other day.
I looked so young back then.
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