A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 09, 2019
“I went into a restaurant with no shirt or shoes and my phone still worked so take that, sign”

Many restaurants have “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” signs. “Good thing your phone company doesn’t have one of those ‘no shirt no shoes no service’ signs” was posted on Twitter by Sean Sallings on July 5, 2009. “Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service” was posted on Twitter by Papi Flores on July 13, 2011.
   
“I went into a restaurant with no shirt or shoes and my phone still worked so take that, sign” was posted on Twitter by liam mckenna on October 12, 2012. “Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 9, 2016.
 
     
Twitter   
Sean Sallings
@Seansallings
@comptonjonny good thing your phone company doesn’t have one of those “no shirt no shoes no service” signs
5:27 PM - 5 Jul 2009
   
Twitter
Papi Flores
@LordNateGreat
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service
2:54 AM - 13 Jul 2011
 
Twitter
Lynzi Daughenbaugh
@Love_Lynzi
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
7:48 PM - 16 Aug 2011
 
Twitter   
KAKA™
@sabi_boii
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
11:29 PM - 11 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
liam mckenna
@liam_mckenna
I went into a restaurant with no shirt or shoes and my phone still worked so take that, sign
2:35 PM - 12 Oct 2012
     
Twitter           
Mike’chelle
@MikechelleMikey
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
3:43 AM - 22 May 2013
 
Twitter
Undercover Afro 🇵🇦
@_PreppyBlkGyal
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
1:19 AM - 31 Oct 2014
 
Twitter
Lydia Van Hove
@lydiavan4158
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
11:44 AM - 17 Mar 2015 from Edmonton, Alberta
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/sohail3000 January 9, 2016
`Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked?
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter January 7, 2017
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked?
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
 
Twitter
𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝
@zachsage
Why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked?
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
2:38 PM - 24 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
zach reinert
@zachreinert0
I wish cell phones were no shirt, no shoes, no service. If I’m that drunk I should not have a working phone
6:16 PM - 5 Sep 2017
       
Twitter   
Kyle Becker
@kylejamesbecker
No shoes no shirt no service. Great rule for a restaurant. Terrible one for a cell phone company.
5:08 PM - 9 Oct 2017
 
Twitter 
MarcoMaz
@MarcoMaz10
Is this a funny joke?
A guy walks into a bar. A sign says “no shoes, no shirt, no service” The guy takes out his phone and says “I have service in here”
11:40 AM - 7 Feb 2018
 
Twitter 
SERENA TIPPETT
@KATYBE
Do you know why can’t you get cell phone service when you’re naked?
No shirt, no shoes, no service. Badabingbadaboom
2:37 PM - 16 Jun 2018
 
Twitter
Helen Herbst LaStar
@helenherbstl
Literally just saw a dude walking around outside with no shirt, no shoes, and looking at his phone like it had no service.
10:09 PM - 7 Sep 2018
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/marioshroomed May 8, 2019
No shirt no shoes no service
I’ve been lied to my entire life. I walked into 7-11 naked and my phone still worked just fine.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Thursday, May 09, 2019 • Permalink


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