A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 12, 2018
“I went to a vegan prostitute last night and she gave me her peas”

“Herpes” (a disease) sounds like “her peas,” and there have been many puns.

“I once went out with a girl that gave me peas with my dinner, just so she could say she gave me her peas” was posted on Twitter on December 19, 2009. “I just had sex with a slutty greengrocer.  She gave me her peas” was posted on Twitter on September 3, 2011. “The farmer’s daughter gave me her peas” was posted on Twitter on July 13, 2012.

“I went to a vegan prostitute last night and she gave me her-peas” was posted on Twitter by Steven Priest on April 12, 2018.


Twitter
Very frustrated
@Arseburgers
I once went out with a girl that gave me peas with my dinner, just so she could say she gave me her peas
6:56 AM - 19 Dec 2009

Twitter
MIKILL PANE
@MikillPane
Went to dinner with this slut.  She gave me her peas.
12:26 PM - 20 Dec 2009

Twitter
matthew weedall
@matthewweedall1
I just had sex with a slutty greengrocer.  She gave me her peas.
4:17 PM - 3 Sep 2011

Twitter
Jockel Krach
@JosephNeuys
There’s a slight difference between “She gave me her peas.” and “She gave me herpes.” #ilearnedthehardway #lfmf #lookatmenow
11:45 AM - 12 Oct 2011

Twitter
Dave
@gneicco
Met a nice woman years ago. She was a farmer. Loved her until she gave me her peas.
1:27 AM - 4 Jan 2012

Twitter
JrdnMz
@AmazingMrMaze
The farmer’s daughter gave me her peas.
10:51 PM - 13 Jul 2012

Twitter
Leo Kearse
@comedyLeo
I used to have sex with a greengrocer in exchange for vegetables; she gave me her peas
#dailypun
11:07 AM - 24 Mar 2015

Reddit—Shittyadvice
Girlfriend said she gave me her peas. How do I tell her I don’t like vegetables? (self.shittyadvice)
submitted September 18, 2015 by GimmeThemBootsSuffers from space madness

Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I had sex with the greengrocer in exchange for vegetables. She gave me her peas!
1:08 PM - 12 Nov 2015

Twitter
Yuri
@Snikoggs
Once shagged a girl who hated vegetables.
She gave me her peas.
11:05 AM - 26 Jun 2016

Twitter
steven priest
@prieststeven
#ImNotTryingToBeFunnyBut I visited a vegetarian prostitute and she gave me her-peas
6:30 PM - 15 Feb 2018

Twitter
steven priest
@prieststeven
#1PUN
I went to a vegan prostitute last night and she gave me her-peas
9:38 AM - 12 Apr 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, April 12, 2018 • Permalink