A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from December 08, 2020
“I went to buy some bouillon cubes at the store today, but they were all out of stock”

"Out of stock” means that a business has no more of an item. It shouldn’t be confused with the “stock” that is broth (bouillon), but there are jokes.

“I went to buy some bouillon cubes at the store today, but they were all out of stock......sorry” was posted on Twitter by BlotterMonkey on December 8, 2011. “Tried to buy some bullion & broth but they were........out of stock” was posted on Twitter by David Malki on December 14, 2017. “I went to the store to buy chicken broth… but they said they were out of stock” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 7, 2020.

“Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market” and “I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy,” “The only stock options I have are chicken and beef” and “I started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire” are related “stock” jokes.


Wikipedia: Broth
Broth, also known as bouillon, is a savory liquid made of water in which bones, meat, or vegetables have been simmered. It can be eaten alone, but it is most commonly used to prepare other dishes, such as soups, gravies, and sauces.

Commercially prepared liquid broths are available, typically chicken, beef, fish, and vegetable varieties. Dehydrated broth in the form of bouillon cubes were commercialized beginning in the early 20th century.

Twitter
BlotterMonkey
@BlotterMonkey
I went to buy some bouillon cubes at the store today, but they were all out of stock......sorry.
11:42 PM · Dec 8, 2011·Facebook

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Greta Podleski
@gretapodleski
Went to the store yesterday to buy chicken broth but they were out of stock. (Pun intended? I’m actually not joking!) #nosoupforyou
7:46 AM · Nov 19, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Matt Ward
@hotsnax
Spent all day trying to buy a book about the demise of the bouillon industry in France but they’re out of stock.
12:03 PM · Jul 23, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Amy Statler
@amystatler
Customer: I’d like to buy some chicken broth.
Cashier: Ah, sorry. We’re out of stock.
#PunOTD
11:01 PM · Apr 4, 2017·Twitter Web Client

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purpletrice
@martrice_cpa
Joke/Pun of the day:
Customer: I’d like to buy some chicken broth.
Cashier: I’m sorry, sir, we’re out of stock.
8:48 AM · Jun 16, 2017·Twitter for Android

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David Malki !
@malki
Tried to buy some bullion & broth but they were........out of stock
11:58 AM · Dec 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Earl Harrison
@lugnuthar
went to buy some bouillon cubes at the store today, they were all out of stock.
8:12 AM · Dec 29, 2017·Twitter for Android

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luke henry
@twtrlessluke
went to the store to buy some broth
but it was out of stock
5:21 PM · Apr 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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INTY AYDAK
@Ignoretheroar
I was trying to buy a bone broth cookbook on amazon this morning — but it was out of stock.
11:40 AM · Dec 10, 2018·Twitter Web App

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Thaddeus Thomas
@HistFantasy
Do you ever have a moment you type the words:
“I went to buy broth but they were out of stock.”
and it makes you stop and wonder how you became such a misanthrope?
11:16 PM · Dec 15, 2018·Twitter for Android

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HelpDietSA
@HELPdietSA
Replying to @KetoHiking
I hate it when I go out to buy bone broth only to discover they have completely run out of stock.
7:36 PM · Jun 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
John Mann
July 24, 2020 at 2:29 AM ·
I went to the grocery to buy some beef or chicken broth for cooking, but they were out of stock.

Twitter
Adam Thompson
@TheSonOfThomp
Went to buy bouillon from the store, but they were out of stock
6:14 PM · Sep 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/watercolorfiddle December 7, 2020
I went to the store to buy chicken broth…
but they said they were out of stock.

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