“Large fries” and “small fries” are the same size of french fries—the “large” order just contains more of them.
       
“mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumping bag of fries out on the floor* BUT INSTEAD GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES” was posted on Twitter by sawyer on November 14, 2018. “I asked for two large fries at McDonalds, but they gave me two bunches of about 100 little ones. #smh” was posted on Twitter by Joe Hummel III on November 15, 2018. “I went to MacDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries. They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 9, 2021.
     
“I ORDERED TWO LARGE FRIES NOT A HUNDRED LITTLE ONES!” is a saying that has been printed on a T-shirt.
 
         
Twitter
sawyer
@systaane
mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table
me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumping bag of fries out on the floor* BUT INSTEAD GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES
9:21 AM · Nov 14, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Joe Hummel III
@JoeHummelIII
I asked for two large fries at McDonalds, but they gave me two bunches of about 100 little ones. #smh
7:03 AM · Nov 15, 2018·Facebook
   
Twitter
incorrect bastille quotes
@incorrectbas
*at mcdonalds*
charlie: get off the table pls
kyle: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumping fries onto the floor* BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKIN LITTLE ONES
3:12 AM · Nov 17, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Ryan Shanley
@ryshan43
You ever ask for 2 large fries and get a hundred little ones instead
3:41 PM · Nov 19, 2018·Twitter Web App
     
Twitter
kim
@kimberIysh
McDonald’s employee: get off the counter please.
Me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES AND ALL I GOT WERE A HUNDRED FUCKING SMALL ONES.
5:28 PM · Nov 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Timgrob
@Timgrob1
Getting real tired of McDonald’s getting my order wrong. I specifically ordered two large fries and they gave me like, a hundred little ones ...
6:50 PM · Nov 23, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Noah Larson
@noah_larsony
McDonald’s employee: Sir, please get off the table.
Me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES!! *dumps contents of bag on the table* BUT I GOT A HUNDRED F***ING LITTLE ONES!
1:15 AM · Nov 25, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Benny Digital
@Connolly3030
Replying to @Mexic0laa
I ordered 2 large fries and instead i got a hundred fuckin LITTLE ONES
4:08 PM · Nov 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Joanna
@idkimjoanna
When i order 2 large fries at Mcdonald’s and they decide to give me 100 small ones
Quote Tweet
Ki’
@kxnew_
· Dec 17, 2018
What y’all mad about today? I’ll start, I’m mad how when I ask for a large tea no ice I get a large cup of ice.
9:07 PM · Dec 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/OurGodEmperorTrump February 10, 2019
Me at McDonald’s screaming at the manager : ” I ordered two large fries….
....and I get 100 little fries WTF?
 
Twitter
Mistlebeau
@INukeYou
Brb going to mcdonald’s to order “2 large fries” then raise all kinds of Cain when they give me like 120 little ones
6:51 PM · Mar 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
s o f i a
@scribbdibbs
I asked for 2 large fries! *pours out bag* YOU GAVE ME A HUNDRED FUCKING LITTLE ONES
9:16 AM · Apr 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/hadricorn June 21, 2019
I went to McDonald’s and ordered two large fries
I was so confused when they gave me a bunch of small ones instead!
 
Twitter
feral okuyasu (indefinite hiatus)
@OkuyasuH
man I ordered 2 large fries at mcdonald’s and they gave me a ton of little ones instead!!!! dumbasses!!
2:54 PM · Jul 12, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Rahul Gondane
@Rahul_Gondane
Bruh I ask for 2 large fries at McDonald’s and they give me like 500 small ones???!!
9:25 AM · Jul 18, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
incorrect the faim
@IncorrectFaim
Maccas employee: please sir, get off the table
Sam: I ASKED FOR 2 LARGE FRIES
Sam: *dumps bag of fries on the floor*
Sam: BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKING LITTLE ONES
9:00 AM · Aug 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/H_G_Bells September 23, 2019
I ordered two large fries
and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.
 
Twitter
Ablazeolive
@Ablazeolive
Why does ordering 2 large fries get me 100 little ones
9:04 PM · Oct 25, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
P
@PABLOESSSS
At McDonald’s drive thru then an asked the bird for 2 large fries. She give me about 75 tiny ones instead
5:44 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
                 
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tbuff
@tbuff98
when i order 2 large fries but instead i get a hundred fuckin little ones
6:37 AM · Jan 5, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Neiko
@NeikoCat
i went to McDonalds and asked for 2 large fries and they gave me like 100 tiny ones wtf???
8:59 PM · Feb 6, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Life Long Padres Fan….unfourtunately
@PadresArchivist
I went to McDonald’s and asked for 2 large fries and all they did was give me like 100 little ones
11:51 AM · Feb 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Sobrasada1009 April 4, 2020
I ordered two large fries
But instead they gave me a whole bunch of little ones. This is bullshit.
 
Twitter
quea
@lucas256dekker
When you go to Macdonald’s and order 2 large fries but they give you 100 little ones
3:52 AM · Apr 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Irony Incorporated
@IronyIncorpora
When you order 2 large fries but they give you hundreds of tiny ones
4:57 PM · May 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
damoiselle
@cutiethemighty
i asked for 2 large fries but instead they gave me a hundred little ones
12:55 PM · Aug 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Reddit—Memes
Posted by u/_SquidDog_ August 24, 2020
I asked for 2 large fries not hundreds of little ones
 
Twitter
カハリ Eye⃤
@Harikariii
Imagine going to McDonald’s and asking for 2 large fries only to get a a hundred littles ones
7:12 PM · Oct 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
RomeAlone2
@Alone2Rome
McDonald’s employee: Please sir, get off the table
Me: I ASKED FOR 2 LARGE FRIES * dumps bag of fries out on the floor* BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED LITTLE ONES
7:50 PM · Dec 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Longcouch Infinite
@dudelongcouch
McDonald’s drive-thru: Hi how can I help you sir
Me: Yes, I just ordered 2 large fries and I got hundreds of small ones instead.
12:39 PM · Jan 8, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Nate Henny
@ArtOfWumbology
Asked for 2 large fries and got 100 little ones. Fuck is this bullshit
1:42 PM · Feb 23, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/EgonVector December 9, 2021
I went to MacDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries.
They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I went to MacDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries.
They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.
1:39 PM · Dec 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
mariana Z
@mariana057
I went to McDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries.
They gave me around 80 little ones instead.
6:21 PM · Dec 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
     
LaffGaff
Large Fries
December 14, 2021 by laffgaff
I went to MacDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries.
They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.