A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 16, 2019
“I went to the grocery store. The sign said ‘no food or drink inside.’ So I went home”

Grocery stores often have a sign that says “No food or drink inside.” The sign means that customers shouldn’t bring food or drink inside the store, but it can be read the wrong way.
 
American comedian Kevin Schwartz of Madison, Wisconsin, told this joke on the television show America’s Got Talent on June 11, 2019:
   
“I went to the grocery store. The sign said ‘no food or drink inside.’ So I went home.”
   
   
The Bozho (Madison, WI)
Local comic Kevin Schwartz appears on America’s Got Talent
By Tom Whitcomb
June 13, 2019
Madison comedy fans already know that Kevin Schwartz has got talent. Now, the rest of America gets to find out.
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My personal favorite: “I went to the grocery store. The sign said ‘no food or drink inside.’ So I went home.”
     
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Ryan Spitza
@RySpitza
“I went to the grocery store and the door said ‘No food or drink inside,’ so I went home.” Lmaooo #AGT
9:13 PM - 11 Jun 2019 from Trowbridge Park, MI
   
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Rebbejokes
@rebbejokes
I went to the grocery store and the sign said ‘no food or drink inside’ so I went home.  - Adam Schwartz
10:19 PM - 12 Jun 2019
     
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words
@words05557916
I went to the grocery store
The sign said, no food or drink inside
So I went home!
#kevinstewart #agt2019 #americangottalent2019 #comedian
12:44 PM - 21 Jun 2019
     
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Richard Crapella
@RcmageRichard
I went to the food store today and the sign said no food or drink inside….. so I went home.
2:38 AM - 13 Jul 2019
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/succmyburger July 17, 2019
I went to a grocery store and a sign said “no food or drink”
So I went home

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Tuesday, July 16, 2019 • Permalink


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