A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 21, 2020
“I went to the worst escape room ever. It’s called IKEA”

The IKEA furniture store can be confusing to many people, who have compared it to leaving an escape room.

“Me all the time: this IKEA is the worst escape room ever.” was posted on Twitter by Area Man on August 2, 2018. “I went to the worst escape room ever. It’s called IKEA” was posted on Facebook by Daytona Escape Room Experience on December 9, 2019. “I went to the worst escape room ever. It’s called IKEA” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 21, 2020.


Wikipedia: IKEA
IKEA (/aɪˈkiːə/ eye-KEE-ə, Swedish: [ɪˈkêːa]) is a multinational conglomerate, that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture, kitchen appliances and home accessories, among other useful goods and occasionally home services. Founded in Sweden in 1943 by 17-year-old Ingvar Kamprad, IKEA has been the world’s largest furniture retailer since 2008. The brand used by the group is an acronym that consists of the founder’s initials (Ingvar Kamprad), and those of Elmtaryd, the family farm where he was born, and the nearby village Agunnaryd (his hometown in Småland, southern Sweden).

Wikipedia: Escape room
An escape room, also known as an escape game, is a game in which a team of players cooperatively discover clues, solve puzzles, and accomplish tasks in one or more rooms in order to progress and accomplish a specific goal in a limited amount of time.[1] The goal is often to escape from the site of the game.

Twitter
Area Man
@kewarken
Replying to @ellkay_
Me all the time: this IKEA is the worst escape room ever.
6:15 AM · Aug 2, 2018·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Matin Comedy
September 22, 2019 at 10:00 AM ·
I went to the WORSE escape room ever… it’s called IKEA. smile #comedy

Facebook
Daytona Escape Room Experience
December 9, 2019 at 12:06 PM ·
IKEA- great furniture, bad escape room!
For an challenging but fun and very completable escape room, book now at daytonaescaperoom.com!
(The following is on an image.—ed.)
I went to the worst escape room ever.
It’s called IKEA.
Every time I go there, I get lost.
I found a security guard inside IKEA and asked him, “can you help me get out of here?”
He’s like, “I’ve been lost here since Halloween. I’m wearing a costume.”

Twitter
Beanie_Boy.png
@paolodmi
Went to the worst escape room ever today.
It was called IKEA?
Got super lost, but luckily bumped into an employee, and when I asked for directions he said; “I don’t work here, I’ve been lost here since Halloween, I’m wearing a costume.”
2:00 AM · Aug 30, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/seasonedpopcorns November 21, 2020
I went to the worst escape room ever.
Its called IKEA.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Saturday, November 21, 2020 • Permalink