A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 08, 2020
“I whispered because I didn’t want Zuckerberg to hear us. She laughed. I laughed. Siri laughed”

A joke about surveillance mentions Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Amazon Alexa and/or Apple’s Siri. “My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was listening. He laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed and Siri laughed too!” was posted on Twitter by Davide Nastasio on April 23, 2019.

“My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed” was posted on Twitter by Sandip Garg on May 19, 2019. The surveillance joke has been printed on many images.


Twitter
Mr Dewick
@MrLDewick
My “nearest & dearest” asked me why I carry a gun.
I said ‘fear of surveillance’
She laughed
I laughed
Siri laughed
I shot the iPhone馃摫
5:31 PM 路 Mar 29, 2017路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Davide Nastasio
@DavideNastasio
My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was listening. He laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed and Siri laughed too!
8:14 PM 路 Apr 23, 2019路Twitter for Android

Twitter
AD
@ADictiveye
my wife asked why i speak so softly in the house.i said i m afraid mark Zuckerberg is listening !! she laughed , i laughed, alexa laughed, siri laughed 馃槀
2:15 PM 路 May 18, 2019路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Sandip Garg
@SandipGarg
馃榾My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
10:49 PM 路 May 19, 2019路Facebook

Twitter
Vivek Ranjan Agnihotri
@vivekagnihotri
*My wife said someone is listening to us.
I said do you believe in ghosts?
I laughed. She laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.*
12:59 PM 路 May 21, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
VIKRAM
@Gobhiji3
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house..
I said I was afraid if Mark Zuckerberg was listening !
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
2:27 AM 路 May 22, 2019路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Chuka…
@OgaChuka
My sister asked me why I was speaking so softly at home.
I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
5:43 PM 路 May 31, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/esco123 May 31, 2019
My wife asked why I was speaking so softly at home.....
...I said in case Zuckerburg was listening.
She laughed. I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Evilsushione June 1, 2019
My wife asked me why I was talking so quietly?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri Laughed.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MrHarryTruman June 6, 2019
My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home.
I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed. I laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/multiplesofpie January 8, 2020
My wife asked me why i was whispering. I said it was because I didn鈥檛 want Mark Zuckerberg to hear me.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
(not sure where this one came from but my girlfriend told me earlier tonight)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Wednesday, January 08, 2020 • Permalink