“I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level” is a jocular one-line ice cream saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Dave Shumka on January 22, 2013.
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Dave Shumka
@daveshumka
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
12:57 AM - 22 Jan 2013
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Wesley Sullivan
@apalachicola05
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
12:52 PM - 14 Aug 2013
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They Call Me Timmy™
@Hurricane_Timmy
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
1:09 PM - 14 Aug 2013
Funny Status
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container…
October 1, 2014 Food Status Updates
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
Me.Me
I WILL STOP EATING ICE CREAM OUT OF THE CONTAINER ONCE I MAKE IT COMPLETELY LEVEL THE SARCASM DEPOT OR DUDE HOLD MY BEER MEME
BEER DUDE MEMES ICE CREAM SARCASM 🤖 CREAM ICE ONCE WILL MAKE LEVEL CONTAINER ICING LEVELLERS ICEE STOPPING CONTAINMENT STOP EATING HOLD MY BEER EATING ICE CREAM MY BEER SARCASMISM
FOUND @ 13 LIKES ON 2016-10-28 00:53:27 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
6:23 PM - 11 May 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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