A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 12, 2018
“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat”

"I wish everything was as easy as getting fat” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “I wish everything was as easy as getting fat” was posted on Twitter on January 4, 2013.

“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat” was posted on Twitter by Rashid on August 21, 2013, when the saying went viral.


Twitter
Craig Fifield
@CraigFifield
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
9:40 AM - 4 Jan 2013

Twitter
Rashid
@rockingtheshow
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
6:12 PM - 21 Aug 2013

Twitter
Lana
@LanaMAlAhgha
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
8:23 PM - 21 Aug 2013

Twitter
إنــجــــــــــى
@fantakosia
No truer words were ever spoken .. “@rockingtheshow: I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.”
1:58 PM - 22 Aug 2013

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
submitted February 6, 2016 by Juuhonber
I would have a PhD in physics..

Google Books
Title I Wish That Everything Was As Easy As Getting Fat: Lined Notebook/Journal
Author Toilet Paper Press
Publisher CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2017
ISBN 154511787X, 9781545117873
Length 100 pages

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
submitted January 23, 2017 by Spermyz

Facebook
Ranker
August 5, 2017 ·
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat

Reddit—Oneliners
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
submitted October 18, 2017 by wonliners

Twitter
Busy Mom of 3 👣
@sschultz29
Why must losing weight be so hard 🙄 why cant it be as easy as getting fat is 😂😂
11:05 AM - 12 Jun 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, June 12, 2018 • Permalink