A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 08, 2020
“I wish for a world without lawyers” (joke)

A lawyer joke has been printed on several images:

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3.
Genie: Sue me.


The joke probably originated on Twitter by @tweetsbyrocket on September 7, 2019, but the original tweet has been removed.


Twitter
mr simps
@mrsimps4
http://bit.ly/lEDKP
Remember that simpsons joke where lionel hutz images a world without lawyers?- http://bit.ly… http://bit.ly/8Riv8
10:37 AM · Aug 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Phunkysai
@phunkysai
RT @tweetsbyrocket: genie: i shall grant you three wishes
me: i wish for a world without lawyers
genie: done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
5:37 PM · Sep 7, 2019·Tweetbot for iΟS

Twitter
Christopher Carlson 🇺🇸
@MrChristopher70
genie: I shall grant you three wishes
me: I wish for a world without lawyers
genie: Done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
GIF
7:44 AM · Sep 8, 2019 from Burlington, WI·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
genie: i shall grant you three wishes
me: i wish for a world without lawyers
genie: done, you have no more wishes
me: but you said three
genie: sue me
8:57 PM · Sep 8, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Imtiaz Mahmood
@ImtiazMadmood
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me.
3:59 AM · Oct 20, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Steve Ferrell
@FerrellsLaw
Genie:  I shall grant you three wishes.
Fool:  I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie:  Done! Now you have no more wishes.
Fool:  But you said three!
Genie:  Sue me!
9:16 PM · Jan 22, 2020·Twitter Web App

Eat the Rich Comic
March 18, 2020
A world without lawyers
by
GENIE: I shall grant you three wishes.
MAN: I wish for a world without lawyers.
GENIE: Done. You have no more wishes.
MAN: But you said three.
GENIE: Sue me.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Saturday, February 08, 2020 • Permalink