“I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since 2011 and is of uncertain authorship.
   
       
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Usman A. Usman
@Usmateee
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket ...
10:00 PM · Mar 9, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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princessfiona_vapes
@mrsianrfc
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket ...
10:20 AM · Mar 10, 2011·Status Shuffle
   
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Pzle!
@opeh07
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket..
4:20 PM · Mar 10, 2011·erased734497
   
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@callmegreal
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket .... #justsaying
12:54 PM · Mar 11, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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College Student
@ColIegeStudent
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
10:16 PM · Nov 5, 2014·Echofon
   
Google Books
Social Media Marketing
By Tracy L. Tuten and Michael R. Solomon
SAGE
2017
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Infegy also learned that people use humor to deflect money concerns— like this tweet: “I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.”
   
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Vic
@vic_moser
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
10:50 PM · Sep 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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nick
@nickhansonMN
i wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
6:10 PM · Feb 28, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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[Butterfly]
@aundrexoxo
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
3:02 PM · Aug 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone