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Entry from December 15, 2017
“I wish there was a chess player named Richard. Everything he does would be a Dick move”

A “dick move” is a contemptibly cruel or selfish action. It doesn’t involve a “dick” making a chess move, but there have been several jokes.

“Penis-shaped figures on a chess board. Any move I make would probably be considered a ‘dick move’” was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2011. “My friend and I are playing chess with penis shaped pieces. He just made a dick move” was posted on Twitter on October 30, 2012.

“I wish there was a chess player named Richard, because then everything he does would be a Dick move” was posted on Twitter on December 2, 2013.


Oxford Dictionaries
dick move
NOUN
US
vulgar slang
A contemptibly cruel or selfish action.
‘coercing people to work on a national holiday is a dick move’

Twitter
Alice Scarlet Eidson‏
@tearsofash
Penis-shaped figures on a chess board. Any move I make would probably be considered a “dick move” How can I live w myself!?
10:07 PM - 18 Apr 2011

Twitter
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@JessesObvious
My friend and I are playing chess with penis shaped pieces.
He just made a dick move.
11:17 AM - 30 Oct 2012

Twitter
Ross Leslie, him with the kids and the autism‏
@RossLeslieGuy
Playing my pal at chess and he just used his penis to move his bishop and put me in checkmate! Not happy at all! What a DICK MOVE!
12:51 PM - 25 Nov 2013

Twitter
gerry hall‏
@gerryhallcomedy
I wish there was a chess player named Richard, because then everything he does would be a Dick move.
2:49 PM - 2 Dec 2013

Twitter
Molesto the Clown‏
@DominicPski
Richard Réti was a Czechoslovak chess player who’s moves were so good they began calling his every move a “Dick move”
5:55 PM - 27 Jul 2014 from Oklahoma, USA

Twitter
fran 🐍‏
@FranBille_
*moves dildo across a chess board*
idk man that seemed like a pretty dick move
6:51 AM - 19 Aug 2014

Twitter
Ninji‏
@_Ninji
I played chess with a set of phallic pieces
the whole game was just one dick move after another
5:43 PM - 20 Feb 2015

Twitter
A.J. Smith‏
@ajsmith999
Was playing chess last night with Kasparov when used his used his crotch to push his rook to e6. That was kind of a dick move.
3:49 PM - 20 Oct 2015

Reddit—3amjokes
First time I played chess with sexually shaped pieces… self.3amjokes
Submitted December 16, 2017 by apetbrz
It was a dick move.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Friday, December 15, 2017 • Permalink