A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 23, 2017
“I woke up this morning to a robber in my house searching for money. I joined him”

A joke has it that a person (who has no money) is sleeping, but then hears that his house is being robbed:

“I woke up this morning to a robber in my house searching for money. I joined him.”

“Times r really tuff! Last night a robber broke into my house looking for some money. I woke up, joined him and started to look for some too!” was posted on Twitter on May 29, 2012. “A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.  I woke up and joined him in the search” was posted on Twitter on September 8, 2012.


Twitter
Thomas Barbey‏
@BarbeyArt
Times r really tuff! Last night a robber broke into my house looking for some money. I woke up, joined him and started to look for some too!
7:14 PM - 29 May 2012

Twitter
Ishtarmuz dale west‏
@ishtarmuz
A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.  I woke up and joined him in the search.
9:28 PM - 8 Sep 2012

Twitter
Cyrax McHan‏
@cyraxmchan
Some guys broke into my house last night searching for money so I woke up and joined them.
4:14 PM - 9 Sep 2012

Twitter
Egg head (^_-)‏
@Darian_TWD
Som robbers broke into my house looking for money so I joined them
9:58 PM - 30 Sep 2012

Twitter
l‏
@whyyh0ran
‘last night I found a thief in my house searching for money, so I joined him’
1:04 PM - 1 Oct 2012

Twitter
Ben Padelski‏
@TheBigBenBulski
A thief broke in my house last night and started searching for money.
So I woke up and joined him.
12:42 AM - 2 Oct 2012

Twitter
sophie sykes‏
@bumps1699
There was a burglar in my house last night…he was looking for money, so I woke up and joined him ;3
12:03 PM - 19 Oct 2012

Twitter
Emeka Ajanah‏
@emii_charmer
Some guys broke into my house last night.
He was searching for money.
So I woke up and joined him searching.
we might be lucky *smiliing
3:47 PM - 21 Aug 2014

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them
submitted October 15, 2016 by jmansbufny

Reddit—Jokes
I woke up this morning to a robber in my house searching for money…
submitted September 24, 2017 by beefsquatch87
I joined him

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBuildings/Housing/Parks • Saturday, September 23, 2017 • Permalink