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Entry from August 09, 2019
“I won my first cage fight last night. That parrot didn’t know what hit it”

"Cage fighting” doesn’t involve bird cages, but there are jokes.

“Won my first cage fight earlier today.... Fucking budgie never knew what hit it....” was posted on Twitter by MacMan71 on January 26, 2010. “I won my first cage fight earlier! Budgie never knew what f*@king hit it!” was posted on Twitter by Mustapha3000 on February 1, 2010. “So I won my first cage fight last night...that budgie had no bloody chance!!!” was posted on Twitter by Dr B on June 16, 2011.

“I won my first cage fight last night… Fucking Parrot didn’t know what hit it” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 14, 2016.


The Free Dictionary
cage fighting
n
a form of extreme fighting taking place in an enclosed space

Twitter
MacMan71
@MacMan71
won my first cage fight earlier today.... Fucking budgie never knew what hit it....
4:08 AM · Jan 26, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Mustapha3000
@Mustapha3000
I won my first cage fight earlier! Budgie never knew what f*@king hit it!
8:58 AM · Feb 1, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Jay
@JayScobbie
here i won my first cage fight earlier that fucking budgie didnt no what hit it :O
5:22 PM · Feb 3, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Dr B
@Bobby_Uncle
So I won my first cage fight last night...that budgie had no bloody chance!!!
6:14 AM · Jun 16, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Neville
@NevDB
@PigSpotter @TrafficSA I won my first cage fight last night...the budgie never saw it coming!
8:49 AM · Jul 8, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Dan Kent
@dankentproducer
I won my first cage fight last night, that budgie put up a great fight
6:50 AM · Mar 16, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Bally’s Boots
@BallysBoots
I won my first cage fight last night..... The f**king budgie never knew what hit it....
4:36 PM · May 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Kevin McNally
@kevin_mcnally
I won my first cage fight last night.
That budgie got a rude awakening!
6:44 AM · Mar 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Pat Kerrigan
@solid9
I won my first cage fight last night. Fuckin budgie never knew what hit it.
4:49 AM · May 30, 2015·Facebook

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Pyronaut44 April 14, 2016
I won my first cage fight last night…
Fucking Parrot didn’t know what hit it.

Twitter
Joke Authority
@JokeAuthority
I won my first cage fight last night… Fucking Parrot didn’t know what hit it.
1:28 PM · Apr 17, 2016·Buffer

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SlimShaney8418 June 14, 2019
I won my first cage fight today
Stupid bird never knew what hit it

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/kickypie July 30, 2019
I won my first cage fight last night…
Parrot didn’t know what hit it.

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Bakedschwarzenbach August 9, 2019
I won my first cage fight last night…
Beat the shit outta that parrot!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Friday, August 09, 2019 • Permalink