A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from November 14, 2020
“I worked as a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin”

"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Twitter by Kurt Kleynhans (and another poster) on July 14, 2016. “I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect… but they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 20, 2016. The text should have read “fired me for no reason.”

“I used to work as a computer programmer installing auto correct, but one day.. they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on November 12, 2020. “I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect.... Then they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 13, 2020.


Wikipedia: Autocorrection
Autocorrection, also known as text replacement, replace-as-you-type or simply autocorrect, is an automatic data validation function commonly found in word processors and text editing interfaces for smartphones and tablet computers. Its principal purpose is as part of the spell checker to correct common spelling or typing errors, saving time for the user. It is also used to automatically format text or insert special characters by recognizing particular character usage, saving the user from having to use more tedious function.

Twitter
Kurt Kleynhans
@kurtkleyn
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but they fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob 馃槀馃槀
9:48 AM 路 Jul 14, 2016路Twitter for Android

Twitter
ricky clayton sr
@rickyclaytonsr
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin
11:24 AM 路 Jul 14, 2016路Facebook

Twitter
waynerempel.com
@Waynerempel
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin
9:57 AM 路 Jul 15, 2016路Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Battle4Seattle July 20, 2016
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
...but they fried me for no raisin.

Twitter
Funny Bot
@lAmFunnyBot
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect...: ...but they fried me for no raisin.
11:25 PM 路 Jul 20, 2016路Funny Bot - Reddit

Twitter
Vintage Jokes
@VintageJokes
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
But they fried me for no raisin
4:11 AM 路 Jul 26, 2016路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Hal-1973
@Hal_Arthur14
Replying to @AHerreraReports
My favourite joke:
I used to work for Autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin.. 馃檭
8:53 AM 路 Mar 2, 2020路Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD July 15, 2020
I used to work as a programmer for auto correct… Then they fried me for no raisin.

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD August 15, 2020
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect.....then they fried me for no raisin.

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/HugoZHackenbush2 November 12, 2020
I used to work as a computer programmer installing auto correct, but one day..
..they fried me for no raisin.
COMMENTS
Shashamash
Spellers of the world Untie!

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 13, 2020
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....
Then they fried me for no raisin.
COMMENTS
doctaj5
What the duck!

Twitter
馃ぃ The Dad Joke Man 馃槈
@DadJokeMan
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
Then they fried me for no raisin.
#SaturdayMorning
2:29 AM 路 Nov 14, 2020路Twitter for iPhone

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