A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 19, 2017
“I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza”

"I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza” is a jocular anti-salad, pro-pizza saying. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on December 10, 2012.


Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
12:40 PM - 10 Dec 2012

Twitter
Icy Like 1017 🍦‏
@_Joderrr
As would I ( ._.) RT @MensHumor: I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
12:41 PM - 10 Dec 2012

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
12:32 PM - 30 Jul 2013

Funny Status
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out…
November 3, 2013 Food Status Updates
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.

Twitter
9GAG‏
@9GAG
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza. #health
4:00 AM - 5 Nov 2013

Facebook
Manimal Fan
June 5, 2017 ·
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
6:23 PM - 19 Jul 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, July 19, 2017 • Permalink