A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 25, 2015
“I would lose weight, but I hate losing”

"I would lose weight, but I hate losing” is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. The saying has been cited on Twitter since July 25, 2012.


Twitter
Le’Aj
‏@FizzleKaboom
I would lose weight but I hate losing!
11:47 PM - 25 Jul 2012

Twitter
Mr.Mak.Ya.Gurl.Blush
‏@Ucy_NVOXO
I would lose weight but I hate losing.
8:43 AM - 26 Jul 2012

Twitter
AdvoCare Distributor
‏@NxtLvlNutrition
I would lose weight but I hate losing.
10:09 PM - 26 Jul 2012

Twitter
Alex, the Cucumber
‏@Superpickles101
I’d lose weight but I hate losing
3:39 AM - 27 Jul 2012

Facebook
Haaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
October 21, 2012 ·
I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

Joke All You Can
WEDNESDAY, JULY 16, 2014
I would lose weight. but I hate losing

9buz
I would lose weight but I hate losing..
Submitted By: 9buz on September 4, 2014

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, January 25, 2015 • Permalink