A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 10, 2018
“I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom. No one questions you if you spend 45 minutes there”

Many people assume that the people who spend a long time in bathroom stalls are doing drugs. “If you didn’t spend twenty minutes in the bathroom, we wouldn’t think you were doing drugs” was posted on Twitter on September 25, 2010. “I dont care who you are or your gender if you spend more than ten minutes inside a single toilet public bathroom I assume you’re doing drugs” was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2017.

However, if it’s the bathroom of a Tex-Mex restaurant, perhaps spending a lot of time there is understandable. A joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 10, 2018:

“I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom. Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom.”


Wikipedia: Chipotle Mexican Grill
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (/tʃɪˈpoʊtleɪ/) is an American chain of fast casual restaurants in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Germany, and France, specializing in tacos and Mission-style burritos. Its name derives from chipotle, the Nahuatl name for a smoked and dried jalapeño chili pepper. The company trades on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker symbol CMG.

Twitter
EarlyHoursClif‏
@earlyhoursclif
If you didn’t spend twenty minutes in the bathroom, we wouldn’t think you were doing drugs
12:09 AM - 25 Sep 2010

Twitter
Rocker‏
@Rocker182
I dont care who you are or your gender if you spend more than ten minutes inside a single toilet public bathroom I assume you’re doing drugs
8:11 AM - 3 Oct 2017

Reddit—Jokes
I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom
submitted January 10, 2018 by nineteennaughty3
Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom.

Twitter
Brata George‏
@BrataGeorge
I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom. #smile #reddit #jokes
3:45 PM - 10 Jan 2018

Twitter
Jan Schill‏
@schill_jan
I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom
Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom.
#jokes -from Reddit-
3:47 PM - 10 Jan 2018

Twitter
Just a humorous lil’ avian‏
@FunnyLilFellow
I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom
Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom.
9:34 PM - 10 Jan 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Wednesday, January 10, 2018 • Permalink