“Carrot” sounds a bit like “care at.” “I’d make a veggie joke, but no one would carrot all” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I would make a veggie joke but no one would carrot all” was posted on Twitter on October 4, 2014.
Twitter
jace
@coco_legend
I have some farm jokes I could tell, but they are pretty corny. No one would carrot all.
3:57 PM - 17 Aug 2014
Twitter
Ben Kelly
@benhkelly
I woke up to a voicemail from @areese9573 that only said, “I would make a veggie joke but no one would carrot all”
4:07 AM - 4 Oct 2014
Twitter
Lizzie Rose
@lyssa_rose408
I would make a veggie joke but no one would CARROT all.
12:10 AM - 13 Oct 2014
Twitter
Luc
@AyoItsLuc
I’m done with the puns but I wanted to make a veggie joke. I didn’t cause no one would carrot all
6:30 PM - 13 Oct 2014
Reddit—Labrador
I’d make a veggie joke, but no one would carrot all. (instagram.com)
submitted November 1, 2016 by lifeasameatball
Facebook
Soul Brew
January 5, 2017 ·
We’d make a bunny joke, but no one would carrot all.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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