A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 03, 2020
“If 2020 was a bath bomb, it would be a fucking toaster”

The COVID-19 pandemic made 2020 a bad year for many people.
 
“If 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a fucking toaster” was posted on Twitter by Callum Lyon on October 28, 2020. A toaster, of course, does not belong in a bath and could electrocute someone. This line quickly became popular, but often with “fucking” removed or replaced with “bloody,” “freakin’” or “friggin’.”
 
“If 2020 was a drink, it would be colonoscopy prep” is a similar saying.
   
     
Wikipedia: Bath bomb
A bath bomb is a compacted mixture of wet and dry ingredients moulded into any of several shapes and then dried. Bath water effervesces at the surface of a bath bomb immersed within it, with attendant dispersion of such ingredients as essential oil, moisturiser, scent, or colorant.
 
Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemic
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China. The outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020.
   
Twitter
Callum Lyon
@CallumLyon
If 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a fucking toaster.
1:50 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Allyn.
@AllynThatsMe
If 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a toaster.
5:36 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Mark Hickman
October 29, 2020 at 7:20 AM ·
IF 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a friggin toaster
🤷‍♂️😂
Now isnt that the truth 🤭
   
Twitter
Grant Rivers
@SnowAndBeach
Let’s face it, if 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a f*cking toaster! Rolling on the floor laughing
8:14 AM · Oct 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Phil Sandford
@Phil_Sandford
Replying to @brianmoore666
If 2020 were a Bath Bomb, it’d be a plugged in electric toaster
8:45 AM · Oct 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Yorfessions
October 31, 2020 at 6:68 PM ·
#Yorfessions849
If 2020 was a bath bomb it’d be a toaster
 
Facebook
Kevin Caesar Tye
November 1, 2020 at 11:58 AM ·
If 2020 was a bath bomb.
It would be a bloody toaster.
     
Facebook
BamBam The Trucker
Poster based in Canada · November 1, 2020 at 8:59 PM ·
If 2020 was a bath bomb…
It would be a freaken toaster
 
Twitter
yObO
@wandizzymo
If 2020 was a bath bomb, it’d be a fucking toaster
My roommate reads the funniest shit lmao
1:57 AM · Nov 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Tuesday, November 03, 2020 • Permalink


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