A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 11, 2018
“If a woman puts me in the friend zone, I immediately borrow money from her”

Do true friend let you borrow money and never pay it back. Jay posted this joke on Twitter on September 27, 2013:

“When a woman puts me in the friend zone the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.”

Jay re-posted the joke on Twitter on December 12, 2014, with “When” changed to “If”:

“If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.”


Twitter
Jay
@DirtMcTurd
When a woman puts me in the friend zone the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
4:59 PM - 27 Sep 2013

Twitter
Maximus Meridius.
@kejimicheal
When a lady friendzones me, the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back bcos that’s what friends do.
1:44 AM - 28 Sep 2013

Twitter
BA
@BilalAijazz
When a woman puts me in the friend zone the first thing I do is borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
3:47 AM - 28 Sep 2013

Twitter
Mys Ter G
@gerrie10111
When a girl says she just wants to be friends borrow R500 from her and never pay it back because thats what friends do
4:06 AM - 28 Sep 2013

Twitter
Jay
@DirtMcTurd
If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
4:20 PM - 12 Dec 2014

Twitter
STRIPE
@MRHONEST2JSG
If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
7:20 AM - 13 Dec 2014

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@Callmekachi___
If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do
4:46 PM - Oct 29, 2015 ยท Ikeja, Nigeria

Twitter
The Last of His Name
@kizzilah
If a woman puts me in the friend zone, I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that’s what friends do.
11:46 AM - 12 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Wednesday, July 11, 2018 • Permalink