A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 25, 2020
“If by “crunches” you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches”

"If by ‘crunches’ you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes, I do crunches” and “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches” and “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches” are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.

“I love doing crunches. If by ‘doing crunches’ you mean ‘eating chips’” was posted on Twitter by Steve Field on June 8, 2009. “I love doing crunches. If by ‘crunches’ you mean ‘eating chips.’ Ha. Maxine” was posted on Twitter by Awesome Sarah on June 12, 2009. The saying is from a one-panel comic illustration of the “Maxine” character by John Wagner.

“If by crunches you mean cap’n then YES” was posted on Twitter by Karmen on April 6, 2012. “If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches. #exercise #lazy #fourdayweekend” was posted on Twitter by Anais (and others) on November 29, 2013. Cap’n Crunch is a cereal brand.

“If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches” was posted on Twitter by Elder millennial on August 31, 2017. “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches” was posted on Twitter by James Kurtis (and others) on October 1, 2017.

“If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches” was posted on Twitter by Peter Jerrard on February 4, 2018. “If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes I do crunches” was posted on Twitter by Fed Up Vet on April 3, 2018.


Twitter
Steve Field
@fieldsteven
I love doing crunches. If by “doing crunches” you mean “eating chips.”
2:08 PM · Jun 8, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Angela K
@AngelaLK
I love doing crunches...if by crunches you mean eating chips grin
7:59 AM · Jun 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Awesome Sarah
@icanhasbabies
I love doing crunches. If by “crunches” you mean “eating chips.” Ha. Maxine.
10:02 AM · Jun 12, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Wolf of Walmart
@JihadPizza
If by crunches you mean crunch berries then yes, I work out.
10:28 AM · Jan 10, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Karmen
@kvandeephoto
@mikemoore72 if by crunches you mean cap’n then YES.
1:08 PM · Apr 6, 2012·TweetDeck

Twitter
Anais
@Punkpoet69
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches. #exercise #lazy #fourdayweekend
12:20 PM · Nov 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bidyut Hasnu
@BidyutHasnu
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch Cereal, then yes I do Crunches
@MensHumor @RatchetHomer @AwesomityFun @awkwardposts #IGotPacks
8:15 PM · Nov 29, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
3:00 PM · Dec 2, 2013·Twitter Ads

Twitter
Elder millennial
@Ali_MPH
If by “crunches” you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
6:53 AM · Aug 31, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
James Kurtis
@OnAirGuy
If by “crunches” you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
2:52 PM · Oct 1, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Peter Jerrard
@PeterJerrard
If by “crunches” you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes, I do crunches.
8:27 PM · Feb 4, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Fed Up Vet
@Mickvet
If by “crunches” you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes I do crunches.
9:26 AM · Apr 3, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
🧁Tracy Mason🧁
@tracylynn0220
If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes I do crunches. 
#GoodMorning
#ThursdayThoughts
8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Google Books
Title If by ‘’crunches’’ You Mean the Sound Bacon Makes When You Eat It Then Yes I Do Crunches: Small Lined Bacon Notebook / Travel Journal to Write in (6’’ X 9’’ )
Author I Am the One Who Bacons
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1079677372, 9781079677379
Length 122 pages

Twitter
HuMMingBird
@Birdhumms
If by crunches you mean crunching through a tube of Pringles then yes I do crunches.
4:04 PM · May 8, 2019·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Wheelie Good Pierogi
· September 24, 2019 ·
If by “Crunches” you mean the sound bacon makes when I eat it, then YES- I do “Crunches”. 🥓

Twitter
Keels
@KeeleyWolf11
Journal day #13
Thursday September 26,
“If by CRUNCHES you mean the sound of potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches”
9:40 PM · Sep 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
🧁Tracy Mason🧁
@tracylynn0220
If by ‘crunches’ you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes I do crunches. 🙂🧁
1:35 PM · Nov 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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