A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 05, 2018
“If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t”

"If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t” is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The joke is that cats are self-centered and lazy.

“If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t” was posted on Twitter by Audrey Porne‏ on October 16, 2015.


Twitter
Audrey Porne‏
@AudreyPorne
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
7:05 PM - 16 Oct 2015

Twitter
BGall‏
@bgall499
“@AudreyPorne: If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.” @GabrielleHolak accurate or naw?
12:36 PM - 13 Nov 2015

Twitter
9GAG‏
@9GAG
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
1:30 PM - 14 Nov 2016

13 February 2017, Huddersfield (UK) Daily Examiner, “Have a Laugh on Me,” pg. 11:
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
submitted May 26, 2017 by charlton92s
COMMENTS
captblackfang
Dude quit texting me I’m licking my balls on your pillow.

Edmonton (Alberta) Journal
Retired city police officer behind quirky community league message board
“Have a great summer” is boring, according to Wil Tonowski, who uses Leefield Community League’s sign to catch drivers’ attention in Mill Woods.

MADELEINE CUMMINGS
Published on: August 6, 2017 | Last Updated: August 7, 2017 4:43 PM MDT
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“If cats could text you back they wouldn’t”

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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