A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from November 14, 2022
“If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services”

"If I die while lifting weights, add more weights then call 911” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images

“If I die at the gym please put more weight on the bar before calling for help” was posted on Twitter by Collin Fox on January 24, 2017. “If I die at the gym make sure to put heavier weights next to me so it doesn’t look like I went out like a little bitch” was posted on Twitter by Its Xavier on February 7, 2018. “If i die at the gym someone swap out the weights for something heavy so people are impressed. Let me go out on a high” was posted on Twitter by Kobus on June 26, 2018. 

“Just saw a funny shirt. If I die while lifting weights.  Add more weights then call the cops” was posted on Twitter by Paco Avocado on September 20, 2019. “If i die while lifting weights add more weights then call 911 shirt” was posted on Twitter by dnstyles on June 6, 2020. “If I die at the gym while lifting weights, add more weights then call 911” was posted on Twitter by Brian on January 15, 2022. “If I die at the gym while lifting weights, add more weights… then call 911” was posted on Twitter by Mike Dally on January 25, 2022.

“If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services. I ain鈥檛 going down looking weak” was posted on Twitter by Don Quixote of Crypto on October 3, 2022. “If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services” was posted on Twitter by 饾檹饾櫑饾櫈饾櫏 on November 6, 2022. The tweet received almost 104,000 likes.


Twitter
Collin Fox
@FoxxxyMomma28
If I die at the gym please put more weight on the bar before calling for help
11:19 AM 路 Jan 24, 2017路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Its Xavier
@NoFollowersHere
If I die at the gym make sure to put heavier weights next to me so it doesn’t look like I went out like a little bitch
9:26 PM 路 Feb 7, 2018路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Kobus
@AngrySomnium
If i die at the gym someone swap out the weights for something heavy so people are impressed. Let me go out on a high.
9:26 AM 路 Jun 26, 2018路Twitter for Android

Twitter
David
@dvduyb
if I die at the gym make sure to rack on more weight before calling the police
7:49 PM 路 Jan 11, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Wpwood 馃悁| BLM
@WpwoodSSB
If I die at the gym put more weight on the bar before getting help
5:04 PM 路 Jun 23, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Paco Avocado
@FunnyPaco
Just saw a funny shirt.
If I die while lifting weights.  Add more weights then call the cops.
1:14 PM 路 Sep 20, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
dnstyles
@dnstyles1
Dnstyles -If i die while lifting weights add more weights then call 911 shirt
Click to buy this shirt: https://bit.ly/2Ugwkli
Homepage: http://Dnstyles.com
#Dnstyles
1:05 PM 路 Jun 6, 2020路Twitter Web App

Twitter
branden pabich
@branden_pabich
If i die at the gym just add weight to the bar and let me be lol
5:14 PM 路 Jun 28, 2020路Twitter Web App

Facebook
Marc LeBlanc
July 20, 2022 at 5:35 AM 路
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF I Die Lifting
Weights Please
add more weight
then call 911

Twitter
Michael Squires
@mikesqui
If I die at the gym put more weight on the bar before you call the ambulance
4:02 PM 路 Oct 2, 2020路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Thanos.
@Thanoswuzright
If I die lifting weights, add more weight then call 911. 馃槀
7:20 PM 路 Jan 11, 2022路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Brian
@ShakShakfu
If I die at the gym while lifting weights, add more weights then call 911.
11:02 AM 路 Jan 15, 2022路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Forrest Harding
@ForrestHarding4
If I die at the gym while lifting weights, add more weights then call 911.
@roofraider
1:28 PM 路 Jan 19, 2022路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Mike Dally
@MikeDallysays
If I die at the gym while lifting weights, add more weights… then call 911
3:58 PM 路 Jan 25, 2022路Twitter Web App

Twitter
Michael Sanchez
@MikeS_62293
If I die at the gym add more weight before they take me away
7:15 AM 路 Mar 21, 2022路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Don Quixote of Crypto
@QuixoteOfCrypto
If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services
I ain鈥檛 going down looking weak
5:40 AM 路 Oct 3, 2022路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
饾檹饾櫑饾櫈饾櫏饢
@FwTrippyRaven
If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services
1:26 PM 路 Nov 6, 2022路Twitter for Android

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If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services

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MY CRAZY WORLD
November 14, 2022 at 9:00 AM 路
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If I die at the gym, please add
more weights before calling
emergency services

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Monday, November 14, 2022 • Permalink