"If I died and went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore” is an anti-work saying that has been printed on may images. “If I died and went straight to hell it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore” was posted on Twitter by Me on March 3, 2010. “http://some.ly/9EKTwe via someecards.com If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore” was posted on Twitter by betsysoderlund on March 8, 2010.
The saying probably was started by this ecard.
Twitter
Me
@greendream77
You need a new job! RT @blueyesbrunet: If I died and went straight to hell it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.
1:33 PM - 3 Mar 2010
Twitter
Jeremy Somers
@itsartdammit
If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.
5:26 PM - 3 Mar 2010
Twitter
TJ
@donbov
If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.
8:37 PM - 3 Mar 2010
Twitter
Dre
@giggleminx
bahahaha RT @itsartdammit: If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.
3:30 AM - 4 Mar 2010
Twitter
betsysoderlund
@betsysoderlund
http://some.ly/9EKTwe via someecards.com If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.
1:58 PM - 8 Mar 2010
We Know Memes
If I Died And Straight To Hell…
– APRIL 10, 2012
POSTED IN: ECARDS, MEMES, PICS
If I died and went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore. ecard
Facebook
Aunty Acid
June 1, 2013 ·
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t in work anymore… Perfect gift for all those work weary people out there! Click the link http://www.amazon.com/Tree-Free-Greetings-lm…/…/ref=sr_1_71…
Twitter
9GAG
@9GAG
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore
10:00 PM - 11 Feb 2016
Twitter
Jaime Lynne
@Jaimelynne7786
If I died and went straight to hell it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore
10:51 AM - 31 Jul 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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