“Philanthropy” has nothing to do with “pee,” but there are jokes.
“Philanthropee: Public urination” was posted on Twitter by Bae-anca on May 8, 2013. “If I donate my urine is that an act of philanthropee?” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 3, 2021.
Twitter
Bae-anca
@b_anchor_
Philanthropee: Public urination
5:43 AM · May 8, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
DJ Beet Intolerant
@HastingsPudding
I’m totally okay with being a bed-wetting liberal. I like waking up in a bed drenched with philanthropee.
6:04 PM · Jul 3, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Wade James Kennedy
@WadeJamesKenne3
What does Bill Gates do when he goes to the toilet
Philanthropee
10:13 PM · Aug 9, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
ADHDean, But 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖗
@ADHDeanASL
I give out cups of my own urine to random people on the street. I consider it philanthropee
11:21 PM · Jan 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/GrimmRetails October 3, 2021
If I donate my urine is that an act of philanthropee?
Twitter
Cheese Doodle Dad
@MichaelMarcinko
If I donate my urine is that an act of philanthropee?
7:03 PM · Oct 3, 2021·Twitter for iPad
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