“If I had a dollar for every time i didn’t know what was going on, I’d be a millionaire” was posted on Twitter by Neale Gilbert on February 21, 2011. This is a typical answer for the meme “If I had a dollar for every time…” The implication is that it happens a lot, and the person would be rich.
 
However, there are jokes. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be asking everyone why they were giving me dollars…..” was posted on Twitter by Kevin C. Lomax on May 16, 2012. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on… I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars” was posted on Twitter by Lewis a few minutes later on the same day. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on… I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 9, 2019.
 
   
Twitter
Neale Gilbert
@nealegilbert
If I had a dollar for every time i didn’t know what was going on, I’d be a millionaire.
4:42 PM · Feb 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Kevin C. Lomax
@KCLomax1978
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be asking everyone why they were giving me dollars….. 😊
10:29 AM · May 16, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Lewis
@Lewis502
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on… I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
10:57 AM · May 16, 2012·Hootsuite
 
Twitter
Lynleigh Kaye Hall
@justicebeaver_
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on
I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
4:53 PM · May 16, 2012·DROID
 
Twitter
NYADAS
@NyAdas
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be asking people why they are giving me dollars.
11:04 AM · Jul 11, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/DrAwkward404 November 9, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on…
I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/alixcamille November 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I would be like, why am I always getting this free money?