A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 13, 2019
“If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on…” (joke)

"If I had a dollar for every time i didn’t know what was going on, I’d be a millionaire” was posted on Twitter by Neale Gilbert on February 21, 2011. This is a typical answer for the meme “If I had a dollar for every time...” The implication is that it happens a lot, and the person would be rich.

However, there are jokes. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be asking everyone why they were giving me dollars.....” was posted on Twitter by Kevin C. Lomax on May 16, 2012. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on… I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars” was posted on Twitter by Lewis a few minutes later on the same day. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on… I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 9, 2019.


Twitter
Neale Gilbert
@nealegilbert
If I had a dollar for every time i didn’t know what was going on, I’d be a millionaire.
4:42 PM · Feb 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Kevin C. Lomax
@KCLomax1978
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be asking everyone why they were giving me dollars..... smile
10:29 AM · May 16, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Lewis
@Lewis502
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on… I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
10:57 AM · May 16, 2012·Hootsuite

Twitter
Lynleigh Kaye Hall
@justicebeaver_
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on
I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
4:53 PM · May 16, 2012·DROID

Twitter
NYADAS
@NyAdas
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be asking people why they are giving me dollars.
11:04 AM · Jul 11, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DrAwkward404 November 9, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on…
I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/alixcamille November 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I would be like, why am I always getting this free money?

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Wednesday, November 13, 2019 • Permalink