A politically incorrect joke is:
“If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was racist, a black guy would rob me.”
“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I’d be a millionaire. Then some dirty minority would try to rob me for it” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2013. “If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist, black people would rob me” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 23, 2015.
The joke has been printed on several images.
Twitter
Just Tim š¤š»ā
@timisntnice2u
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I’d be a millionaire. Then some dirty minority would try to rob me for it
11:40 PM - 22 Apr 2013
Reddit—Jokes
If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
submitted August 23, 2015 by spartacus311
black people would rob me
Twitter
One Two Stepā
@PajamaBottomsMW
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist, minorities would rob me.
11:07 PM - 23 Aug 2015
Twitter
Fresh Stand Upā
@FreshStandUp
If I had a pound for every time I was racist...Black people would rob me. http://bit.ly/1V4pcB9 via @sickipedia
7:39 AM - 24 Aug 2015
Twitter
Bob Kosticā
@causticbob
If I had a pound for every time I was racist…
Black people would rob me.
4:16 PM - 24 Aug 2015
Facebook
Fucked up jokes
November 8, 2015 Ā·
If I had 1 dollar for every racist joke I’ve ever told, a black guy would probably rob me. -Bob.
Reddit—Jokes
If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said
submitted February 18, 2017 by chiefs_alkaliplasma
a black guy would probably rob me.
Reddit—Jokes
If I had dollar for every time I was racist
submitted May 26, 2017 by HypeNinja0121
I’d get robbed by a black guy.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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