A math joke was posted on Twitter by Sanjeev Kohli on November 27, 2012:
“If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say ‘really not very good at maths.’”
“When the interviewer asked me to describe myself in three words, I replied, ‘Efficient‘“ and “Describe yourself in three words.”/“Lazy” are related jokes.
Twitter
Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy
If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say “really not very good at maths”
4:10 AM - 27 Nov 2012
Twitter
Vinny McParland
@vinnymcp
If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say “really not very good at maths - via @govindajeggy
4:12 AM - 27 Nov 2012
Twitter
Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy
If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say “really not very good at maths”
2:21 PM - 19 Sep 2015
Twitter
Karl Byrne
@KB_UDMIRadio
If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say “Not very good at maths”.
5:01 AM - 13 Jun 2017
Reddit—SoapboxBanhammer
If I had to describe myself in three words I would say, “Not very good at maths"Math (self.SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted June 14, 2017 by Me_is_Mickkewl ass mufucka BHENCHOD
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Twitter
Shit Jokes & Dad Jokes
@ShittierJokes
My date last night asked me to describe myself in three words.
I said ‘Not very good at maths’
3:14 AM - 14 Jun 2017
Reddit—Cleanjokes
If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say… (self.cleanjokes)
submitted April 2, 2018 by madazzahatter
“Not very good at maths.”
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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