A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 01, 2018
“If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say, ‘Not very good at maths‘“

A math joke was posted on Twitter by Sanjeev Kohli on November 27, 2012:

“If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say ‘really not very good at maths.’”


Twitter
Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy
If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say “really not very good at maths”
4:10 AM - 27 Nov 2012

Twitter
Vinny McParland
@vinnymcp
If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say “really not very good at maths - via @govindajeggy
4:12 AM - 27 Nov 2012

Twitter
Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy
If I were to describe myself in three words, I would probably say “really not very good at maths”
2:21 PM - 19 Sep 2015

Twitter
Karl Byrne
@KB_UDMIRadio
If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say “Not very good at maths”.
5:01 AM - 13 Jun 2017

Reddit—SoapboxBanhammer
If I had to describe myself in three words I would say, “Not very good at maths"Math (self.SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted June 14, 2017 by Me_is_Mickkewl ass mufucka BHENCHOD
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Twitter
Shit Jokes & Dad Jokes
@ShittierJokes
My date last night asked me to describe myself in three words.
I said ‘Not very good at maths’
3:14 AM - 14 Jun 2017

Reddit—Cleanjokes
If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say… (self.cleanjokes)
submitted April 2, 2018 by madazzahatter
“Not very good at maths.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Sunday, April 01, 2018 • Permalink