A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 25, 2018
“If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all”

Having a court date isn’t really “dating,” but a joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 25, 2018:

“If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all.”


Reddit—Oneliners
If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all.
submitted October 25, 2018 by Photog77

Twitter
Afrika Now
@WokeAFRIKAN
If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all.
11:40 AM - 25 Oct 2018

Twitter
Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all.
11:43 AM - 25 Oct 2018

Twitter
OneLiners
@OneLinersOnly
If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all.
11:58 AM - 25 Oct 2018

Twitter
OneMoreJoke
@OneMJoke
If it weren’t for court dates, I wouldn’t be dating at all.
12:20 PM - 25 Oct 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Thursday, October 25, 2018 • Permalink