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Entry from February 14, 2021
“If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the Lamb of God…” (joke)

The Gospel of John calls Jesus the “Lamb of God.” This is not connected to the nursery rhyme “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” but there are jokes.

“‘Mary had a little lamb is a Christmas song because Mary… and she had a lamb… and Jesus is the lamb of God’ - I love my kids” was posted on Twitter by Joshua Skeat on December 25, 2009. “If Mary was the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 26, 2014. “If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 14, 2021.


Wikipedia: Lamb of God
Lamb of God (Greek: Ἀμνὸς τοῦ Θεοῦ, romanized: Amnòs toû Theoû; Latin: Agnus Deī [ˈaɲus ˈde.i]) is a title for Jesus that appears in the Gospel of John. It appears at John 1:29, where John the Baptist sees Jesus and exclaims, “Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world.” It appears again in John 1:36.

Wikipedia: Mary Had a Little Lamb
“Mary Had a Little Lamb” is an English language nursery rhyme of nineteenth-century American origin. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 7622.

Google Groups: rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
OT: A Little Biblical Humor
Susan Hartman/Dirty Linen
Dec 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
This one is actually true, from my Grade 4 & 5 Sunday School class. I asked the kids what it meant that Jesus was the Lamb of God. They thought, and they thought....nothing.

Finally, one little girl raised her hand enthusiastically. “Oh!” she said. “I’ve got it! Jesus was the child of Mary, right? And Mary had a little lamb!”

Cracked me up. I couldn’t keep a straight face through that one!

Twitter
Joshua Skeat
@courageousj
“Mary had a little lamb is a Christmas song because Mary… and she had a lamb… and Jesus is the lamb of God” - I love my kids
4:53 AM · Dec 25, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Mikeisha
@Mikeisha
Ever thought about this....is Mary had a little lamb about Jesus? Mary=Jesus’ mommy...and He is called the lamb of God…
10:00 PM · Jun 13, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Goal Digger
@CPTrois
Mary had a little lamb and Jesus was His name (lamb of God)
9:22 PM · Jun 18, 2010·Echofon

Twitter
John Fitzmaurice
@AWJF
Quote of the Day: John Dominic Crossan on Biblical Fundamentalism “Jesus is the Lamb of God does not mean Mary had a little Lamb!”
3:38 AM · Sep 8, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Canis Domesticus
@diesel418
Jesus was the lamb of God. Mary gave birth to Jesus. Mary had a little lamb. #GoingToHell
10:12 PM · Dec 10, 2012·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Indian_Of_Legend February 26, 2014
If Mary had baby Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God.... Then Mary really did have a little lamb

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/DustyCikbut March 27, 2016
Something to ponder this Easter.
If Mary was the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Happy Easter.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/OffendedOrBusy December 29, 2017
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God,
Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] October 10, 2018
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God.....
Does that mean Mary have a little lamb?

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/-Tigger February 14, 2021
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

Posted by Barry Popik
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