A proverbial saying is that “money can’t buy happiness.” “If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza” is a jocular variation that has been printed on several images. “If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza. Pizza makes everyone fucking happy” was posted on Twitter on March 28, 2013.
“If money can’t buy happiness, explain beer” has also been used in the same meme format. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream” is a related saying.
Twitter
Brooklyn ⚫️
@brooklyngoodsel
RT @JustALadyFriend If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza. Pizza makes everyone fucking happy.
7:42 PM - 28 Mar 2013
Twitter
Madiii
@MadiRoach
“@bkennethb: If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza.” @kakinkatelynn ❤
7:19 PM - 27 Jun 2013
Funny Status
If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
November 17, 2013 Food Status Updates
If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
Facebook
Paul Jones to Blackjack Pizza Inc. Greeley
October 2, 2014 ·
If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
3:50 PM - 12 Apr 2015
Google Groups: rec.music.dylan
Funny T-Shirt Sayings 
Rachel
4/28/16
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If money can’t buy happiness, then explain Beer, Whiskey, Vodka and Bacon?
Facebook
Cafe Lago
June 17, 2016 ·
“If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza.”
Facebook
Linguini Fini Manila
June 29, 2016 · Mandaluyong, Philippines ·
If money can’t buy happiness, explain pizza. #linguinifini #linguinifinimanila #pizza #gambaretti #peperoncino #pasta #pastaexperts #freshpasta #madefromscratch photo by @janerikacc
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Entry in progress—BP (3/21)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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