A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 01, 2018
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here, either”

"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here, either” is a jocular one-line saying about Fridays that has been printed on many images. “If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being today he would tell me to go home” was posted on Twitter by CorporateKilla on September 6, 2011. “If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being, I’m sure he would want me to go home, too. #Friday” was posted on Twitter by Women’s Humor on March 30, 2012.

“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either” was posted on Twitter by Women’s Humor on July 20, 2012. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on July 27, 2012.

“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. -James Johnson” was posted on Twitter on January 28, 2016. There is no evidence that James Johnson—a common name—first used the saying in 2011 or 2012.


Twitter
CorporateKilla
@kiedie
If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being today he would tell me to go home
12:53 PM - 6 Sep 2011

Twitter
Women’s Humor
@WomensHumor
If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being, I’m sure he would want me to go home, too. #Friday
11:05 AM - 30 Mar 2012

Twitter
Women’s Humor
@WomensHumor
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
7:54 AM - 20 Jul 2012

Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
9:00 AM - 27 Jul 2012

Facebook
TriniTrolley.com
October 5, 2012 ·
If my Boss knew how unproductive I was on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. Enjoy your Friday too guys smile

Twitter
PrinceWilliamLiving
@PWLiving
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. -James Johnson
10:50 PM - 28 Jan 2016

Twitter
Poole Together
@Poole_Together
#quoteoftheday - If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either - James Johnson https://www.pooletogether.co.uk/recruitment-quotes/
10:55 AM - 19 Feb 2016

Blog Catalog
Happy Friday morning quotes
positivefountain / 27 Oct, 16 /
(...)
‘’If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.’’
~Unknown~

Me.Me
IF MY BOSS KNEW HOW UNPRODUCTIVE I AM ON FRIDAYS HE WOULDN’T WANT ME HERE EITHER MEME
FOUND @ 486 LIKES ON 2017-04-05 08:11:35 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Planet of Success
40 Brilliant Happy Friday Quotes 1
BY STEVE MUELLER LAST EDIT: JULY 1ST, 2017
(...)
16.
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.“
James Johnson

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
2:50 AM - 2 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, March 01, 2018 • Permalink